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I have grave news I'm afraid. Jerry, our one-half seventeenth reader has tragically passed away in a freak cable modem-related accident. Jerry was a great reader, the finest of readers and a good man. He would write to me whenever something exciting happened in the comic. He would express his deep concern about the world we are living in, and even though I begged and pleaded for him to understand that the world he is referring to doesn't exist, he defiantly remained optimistic about the prospects of Murlocs eventually ending up in the local government.
Has the idea of Murloc mayors and district prosecutors died with Jerry? Has the dream been extinguished like his fragile heart after he tried to teach a plugged cable modem how to swim freestyle in a filled bathtub?
Jerry, you were the greatest. The one true visionary of this site. Words cannot express how much we will miss your insane remarks about the integrity of news coverage on this site.