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It's widely recognized that the greatest Warlock in existence newer actually admitted he was a Warlock to begin with. "Philosophically speaking," he'd say, "I am a Paladin of sorts, a healer in my own right. The fact that I happen to heal the land from the plague, rather than the other way around, makes me somewhat unorthodox in the eyes of those who watch as their skin crackles from the searing heat of my diabolical spells. If anything, I am a Shaman with a slight tendency to overreact when it comes to the dribbling inhabitants of this wretched rock. So I selectively preserve life, so sue me. Only when there is no one to thank me for work well done (in a language that I can understand), will my work truly be done."
A bitter corpse some might say, but one hell of a guy nonetheless - Melvin was his name.