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If someone could write down the license plate of the truck that ran me over, I'd be much obliged. You see, I think I'm coming down with something, and it's an annoying little bug at the heart of it. That said, I really have nothing to say. Or, I'd have something to say if it weren't for the damn bug. Thundersnow over and out.
You win today, bug.
But we shall meet again, and I will have a giant bat with me - and not the mammal bloodsucking kind either - a hard, wooden, stick. Hell yes.